That's when you crack a 10am beer
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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