I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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