what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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