I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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