it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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