so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
