Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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