i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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