Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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