Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
operation harelip BJ is a go
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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