For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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