We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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