It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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