this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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