She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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