And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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