guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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