He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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