Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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