Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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