i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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