i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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