its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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