Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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