OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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