So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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