the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
