Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
How's work?
Spinning.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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