just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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