NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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