It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
