Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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