did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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