what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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