did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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