I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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