Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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