My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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