Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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