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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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