My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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