Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
