Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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