Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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