My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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