Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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