its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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