the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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