I just saw a hot homeless man
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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