Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i out mim tonsoeep
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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