I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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