Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
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