You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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