I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
And then he peed in my hair
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