As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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