I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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